If I was a drunk, I did say
Who is in; who's first, who's first to go
One shot, two shot, three shot
Happy Larry, tongue gone blurry
Lardy lardy laa laaaaaaaaaaa
Who's got the party, get crushers
I wanna dance with somebody, well hammered
Some sambuka on cocktails, watch him
He's tail wagging, watch him, watch him
Typical me, typical Friday
Typical, drink, drink, drunk
One Shot, two shot, three shot,go Larry
Let me have my comatose
Who is the one with
The projectile, spat
Sat on comatose, laa laa
Come on, one more Larry
Me name is Larry, hi Larry, me is a tanker
Pass me the vodka, shot, shot, shot
Hit me on the cider, add the shots now
Just another Friday night with a shot
Let me have my comatose
Waking with a hanger over, on morning break
Oh what a night its been, amnesia
Repeat, repeat games on Saturday
Let me have my comatose
If I was a drunk
