Mr Potato Potato Pot with Friends

Mr Potatoes, potatoes, pot boiled potatoes 
Mr Mashed, with Mr Gravy on the sides  

Mr Potatoes has a big bulge head, I say
Mr Potatoes has an egg smooth head, slide

Mr Potato, potato sprout potato, brown potato 
Mr Chips came to dine with Mr Fish, fish and chips 

Mr Vinegar appears, with showers to sprinkle
Mr Salt in toe, exceptions are not to be made here

Mr Walkers, walkers Mr potato head! 
Mr Sweet potato, fried potato, pancake does it too 

Mr Potatoes has a big round eyes, with lashes that wiggle
Mr Potatoes has movember, with ears that match as wide

Oh here comes Mr French fries 
How have you been, you little devil with beret 

Mr Meal deal, of mix a' match a' sandwich pack  
Mr Crisp; God! does every munch have to have potatoes  

Mr Potato, potato to complement the complimentary, howdy!
Mr  Gary Lineker, always seems to think so, and so it is