Wiggle a wincy dincy wiggle
Cute as a cat's tail striped
Fluffy fury worn for a cocktail in fashion
Lupe, dopey, animal rights chasing Gaga
A friend I know, I would have to know
To be a friend, dum dum diddle dum
Said just call all such kind as
A douchebag, a douchebag
To say such a word is in fashion too
A douchebag, a douchebag on a Paris catwalk
What or who is a douchebag
Is it this season's designer bag in vogue
Seriously I had a poem in mind
Just don't know where it went..
A douechebag, a douechebag
Guess that makes me a douechebag
Dr Seuss has some serious competition! :-)
ReplyDeletehaha...had a kid call me a douchebag not too long back...so i had him write me a paper on what it meant....humorous close on this kodjo...love the animal rights chasing gaga touch...ha
ReplyDeleteI like your humor here, Kodjo. Also shows how sometimes poetic ideas we have sometimes take another turn as we write. (And I find myself wondering about the rise in popularity of the word 'douchebag.' LOL)
ReplyDeleteThis made me smile, especially the not knowing where the poem you had in mind went! Happens to us all, kiddo! I am old enough to know what a douchebag was, back in my grandma's day. I'm not telling!
ReplyDeleteha ha :) loved it!
ReplyDeleteMaybe you should let your serious poetic ideas fly away a little more often.