Wiggle a wincy dincy wiggle
Cute as a cat's tail striped
Fluffy fury worn for a cocktail in fashion
Lupe, dopey, animal rights chasing Gaga
A friend I know, I would have to know
To be a friend, dum dum diddle dum
Said just call all such kind as
A douchebag, a douchebag
To say such a word is in fashion too
A douchebag, a douchebag on a Paris catwalk
What or who is a douchebag
Is it this season's designer bag in vogue
Seriously I had a poem in mind
Just don't know where it went..
A douechebag, a douechebag
Guess that makes me a douechebag
