Fact is I was laid, an egg today, some time past
That came before the chicken and egg race
Parables solved, I am that good, with parables
Don't worry for reasons, that is another story
To tell, another time, on once upon a time
Today I am blowing candles
Laid or was it hatched, as an egg today
I did be fast, trust me, furiously fast
To have made it to the egg to fertilize
So I guess there was the "birds and bees"
The run before the egg, or was it the swim
Going into a shock release; seriously confusing this is
Any ways as I was saying
So win win, winner takes all
No splits into twins or a kind, of a kind
I sat in nest as the king of water's world
For the nine turns in calender
Before making an entry, with screams
Oh hail the one, yes for I am the one
On this day born, with this life to live
And life stories to add; of course with drama
Lets not go into details
Throw proverbs in for the measure
To hold eye lashes from blushing
So anyway cakes and candles
I will blow just the one, if you don't mind
For is with one life I live
Don't go overcrowding my cake
Asking me of age count "silly you"
I am analog, retro, this is before digital
