No no no; it has all changed now
Political correctness, now as it stands
It is, who knows you to be precise
Though name dropping can be as effective
As tools for blagging one's way through
Closed doors, and unpicking locks
Walking through walls, like Houdini
Attendance, as is by special invitation only
To know the right words and people
And to say the right things, as secret codes
Dropping names as passport holds, opening doors
Do you know who I am, as certification to have
Dodgy stickers in a land of pretence
And presumptions, special interest as a norm
Who sent you, to establish grade of position
Anas, Anas is on the tail of dodgy stickers
Out to catch plastic figures with political tags
Questionable moral grounds, a wolf and a sheep
At least someone is out to get them, dodgy stickers
