Having a word with the IT team
On missing words, malfunctions
Sometimes with glitch..
I know a thousand words..
Speeches endless and some more..
And my brain must be on auto-tune..
Cruise drive 90, effortlessly
Electronic waves streams on disposition
Sometimes I wander..
Where it all comes from.
With joy a'relish, a little bit of pomposity...
Shooting through my cerebro ..
Like high way speeds, shooting stars..
On autobahnen, spaghetti junctions
A quick decision is made..
Sometimes, someone just turns the light off..
And its factory shut down, like closed shop..
Words stammering, sentence left with foolish holes..
Wider than canyons, reasoning in concision void..
And I tell you, that this is frustrating..
More so, in the middle of conversations..
When points are just to be made..
And silly billy, thinks to pull the plug..
Lord have "mercy"
Those are times I wish I could..
Open doors, step into brain box..
And have a word with the IT team ..
Why the hell is my systems slow to day..
Upgrade, reboot, just get me going already
While audience await, perplexed
And I am stood,
Like a fraud mumbling, mumbo jumbo
Wondering what's going on inside my head